Ho-Ho-Horoscopes - December

December 1st, 2008

Sagittarius
It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas… or maybe it’s food poisoning. Your lucky stocking filler: legs.

Capricorn
A fat man with a beard will try to get inside your chimney this month – but you don’t have to let him. Don’t go any further than you feel comfortable with.

Aquarius
Be careful around food. Someone will lie about the filling of a pie – it is fruit, not mince at all! But don’t say anything or they will set fire to your pudding.
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